It has been a long time since I checked in with everyone and said howdy and what’s been going on. In short news, the MCHY site is still here, albeit neglected by yours truly. I will have updates to the cat pics soon, as I am working on the 2012 Bad Cat Calendar right now.

This means that I need a very quick influx of good cat pics that I can use for the calendar. You know the email addy: submissions @ mycathatesyou.com.  Send anything you have that may look good in print. No yawning or cats sitting on a couch. Gimme something to chew on, eh?

This last year, I embarked on a great journey, literally all around the country… to be with my girl, Athena Bee.

This is us hanging out at the inner harbor of Balitmore City, where she lived. Actually she lived in a very nice suburb of Baltimore.

I eventually moved out to Baltimore with the plan to go to Florida afterwards. Here are some pics of my trip along the 90 to Baltimore.

Columbia Gorge – always a kick ass view.

The famous Wild Horses monument. You can’t see it in this picture, but under each horse is a iron pile of droppings.

Continental Divide – I stood at the top and tried to figure out which way I was supposed to roll. Nothing happened.

Some crazy religious statue called the Lady of the Rockies. It has nothing to do with baseball, though, but is still cool.

Wyoming! God bless open carry states. You getta walk around with your peacemaker snug in your holster and wave to the Cheney family as they drive their cattle through the middle of town. There is also DEVIL’S TOWER! More on that later.

Ahhh, good old South Dakot! (you have to take the last syllable off of these states once you enter them, i.e. Montan, South Dakot, Minnesot, Wyom, etc.) Another open carry state. Good idea too, in case you run across rabid prairie dogs – more on that later, too.

Who knew? Huge phalluses in the midwest?!

This human being should get off at the next exit and turn itself in for any number of crimes against humanity – notably blocking the sun from public view.

Wisconsin doesn’t fuck around with their cheese. Neither does this mouse I caught climbing the sign. I went in to get some delicious curds and came back to the largest shit ever on my car.

That is all for tonight, Part I as it is. More to come in the next few days. Right now, I have to get the calendar under weigh. Send me pics… or die.