About Us

This website was born in 2001, as a small inside gag between some of us folks at Microsoft. As the gods of digital media would have it, it leaked into the Internet and has become fairly popular among cat-lovers. This is important to note. Throughout the years, I have been accused of many things by people who think that I harbor some hate or malice toward the feline species. This could not be further from the truth. While I am allergic to cats, and do not actually own one myself (if owning a cat is even possible), I find them amusing, insightful, playful, somewhat endearing, and the list goes on.

But there is another side to Cat, is there not? A side that harbors deep-seated, almost primal, resentment toward us and our gangly, pseudo-intelligent, simian ways. And what creature wouldn't? If someone treated YOU the way we treat THEM, you would hate too.

The premise behind this site is just that; your cat, though soft, cuddly and sweet, could really do without the likes of you, and me. To prove this point, MyCatHatesYou (MCHY) was born. Below are the original cats that started it all. They belonged to Alex Lebedeff, the co-founder of MCHY. He has since moved off to parts unknown, while his cats have moved to ever farther parts unknown.

This is Lulu "Jive Turkey Jones."

She hates you because you're a pathetic loser.

This is Nicholas.

He can barely stand to look at you... because you suck.

Here you see the fangs of Nicholas' brother Pushkin.

You know he can do it... rip your throat out. He wants to... because Jesus told him to.