One has to think on days like these… why do you, Jim, root for the shittiest teams in sports history? We can talk about the Seahawks and the Mariners and perhaps the Thunderbirds and why the fuck not throw the Brewers in there for good measure?
The day of giving thanks has come and gone and I am still wondering why there is a corn cob hovering about the house with ethereal motions toward places off limits? I like corn, sho nuff… I like taters, sho nuff, I even like burying turkeys up to their neck while dancing the Movement of the Crystal Mountain. Glug glug glug, Mr. Redskin!
There are cats to be seen here finally. Yes, Orb-Master Zero, cats. More sitting in the queue that will be seen within two or three days. Keep your eyes out… like one might take one’s teeth out in the days of old. Put them in a bottle of formaldehyde for future posterity.
Where have I been? What? You spew questions from your mouth like an overflowing sewer of ancient Rome? I will tell all soon. Well, not ALL… but much! It has been a crazy summer, to which you will be privy complete with images of the trip. The TRIP, MAN! 4:20 honkeys!
Love you all! Be safe and remember to give Santa a good shivvin’ on the day of Christmas!
Sorry I have not been getting cats up sooner. I have been traveling and working on the new Bad Cat calendar for 2011. The 2010 and 2011 are both going to be in full color, even the Page-A-Day. I know a lot of people have complained about that, but it was not my call.
Keep sending your submissions in, I am amassing a nice collection to throw up hopefully by the end of the month.
Lessee, what else is going on around here. Well, I am leaving Seattle and moving to lovely Florida where I can experience what it is like to have Vitamin D and Serotonin in my bloodstream. I have been here for 19 years and it has worn on me. More on this later…
My Cat Hates You , the book, has been doing well. If you want to give your friends a taste of this website, please buy a copy and send it to them… anonymously.
Love you all… be cool like four Fonzies!
Hello all you crazy cat people! Let me just say to you, in the words of the immortal John Sands, “Holy cow!”.
I have been away from MCHY since the beginning of the March, on personal business. My great-great grandfather died. The Iraq war is 6 years old now. Many more cats to do, though. I must be upon it!
Why is this ad on the List of Craig? Reality Show Script Writer Needed (Seattle)
Reality TV script?
Nuff said ladies and germs! The Kid is back in Seattle.
More cats are upcoming. I been out of town for a few weeks… but more fun is to be had.
I kiss you!
Annnd… The greatest player in Japan’s history, the Babe Ruth of Nippon, Ichiro Suzuki, brings the world title home. Congrats Ichi! And will you please come to fucking SPRING TRAINING so I can see you before I leave Peoria? Junior Griffey is not to be seen here.
In other cat news, I have no news. I hope you are well. Happy Spring!
Awesome news, Chris. You shred on a totally different level, oh my brother. Now you, Chris, are my American Idol. Taking down that disturbed man that will now rot in jail for terrorism charges was an act of bravery above and beyond that of any drummer, bass player, or chick singer. You have struck a G Chord in the hearts of children worldwide who wonder if being in a crappy band will ever pan out and bring them fame. You have proven YES IT WILL!
Is it just me or have we heard enough from Tom Cruise? He is the Valkyrie! Watch Tom fly. As I look at his career from asshole college kid to asshole fighter pilot to asshole pool player to asshole bartender to asshole Vietnam vet to asshole race car driver to asshole Irishman to asshole Marine to asshole lawyer to asshole vampire to asshole secret agent to asshole hitman, etc… I realize that the freak has only been in 34 movies. This makes a star? The only thing he has going is his need for media attention, a weird toothy smile, and the fact his ex-wife looks like a Cupie doll. Oh yeah, I forget he is mired in a made-up religion that believes *I* am somehow responsible for the evacuation of the Tryylians from their home planet. (Which can NOT be true because the planet they were inhabiting during the NECESSARY evacuation due to the Gqqserua War was one that they inhabited after the Invasion of Krglahr in which 40000 Vertookz warriors died in prison camps. Don’t blame ME Tom whose-last-name-isn’t-even-Cruise!)
I am starting to get annoyed with people who say ‘actual’ or ‘actually’ when it is completely not a required part of the sentence they are speaking. WHAT? Examples you want?
- When the girl on the phone at customer service for the power company tells me that in a week, they will be mailing the ‘actual’ check. Well, isn’t THAT fucking pleasant! I would hate to get the FAKE CHECK!
- When I am at the Home Depot and I ask where a certain kind of screw is, and the lady tells me to follow her to where the ‘actual’ screws are. Crapola! I thought the wooden ladder-looking things in front of me WERE the actual screws!
- Some guy tells me that the ‘actual’ cost of something is different than what the tag says.
Well, fuck me. I am starting like this ACTUAL thing. I guess the virtual thing was becoming passe, so people started to pay attention to REAL THINGS. Praise the lord for actuality.