Keeping it real, yo’.

It has been a long time since I checked in with everyone and said howdy and what’s been going on. In short news, the MCHY site is still here, albeit neglected by yours truly. I will have updates to the cat pics soon, as I am working on the 2012 Bad Cat Calendar right now.

This means that I need a very quick influx of good cat pics that I can use for the calendar. You know the email addy: submissions @  Send anything you have that may look good in print. No yawning or cats sitting on a couch. Gimme something to chew on, eh?

This last year, I embarked on a great journey, literally all around the country… to be with my girl, Athena Bee.

This is us hanging out at the inner harbor of Balitmore City, where she lived. Actually she lived in a very nice suburb of Baltimore.

I eventually moved out to Baltimore with the plan to go to Florida afterwards. Here are some pics of my trip along the 90 to Baltimore.

Columbia Gorge – always a kick ass view.

The famous Wild Horses monument. You can’t see it in this picture, but under each horse is a iron pile of droppings.

Continental Divide – I stood at the top and tried to figure out which way I was supposed to roll. Nothing happened.

Some crazy religious statue called the Lady of the Rockies. It has nothing to do with baseball, though, but is still cool.

Wyoming! God bless open carry states. You getta walk around with your peacemaker snug in your holster and wave to the Cheney family as they drive their cattle through the middle of town. There is also DEVIL’S TOWER! More on that later.

Ahhh, good old South Dakot! (you have to take the last syllable off of these states once you enter them, i.e. Montan, South Dakot, Minnesot, Wyom, etc.) Another open carry state. Good idea too, in case you run across rabid prairie dogs – more on that later, too.

Who knew? Huge phalluses in the midwest?!

This human being should get off at the next exit and turn itself in for any number of crimes against humanity – notably blocking the sun from public view.

Wisconsin doesn’t fuck around with their cheese. Neither does this mouse I caught climbing the sign. I went in to get some delicious curds and came back to the largest shit ever on my car.

That is all for tonight, Part I as it is. More to come in the next few days. Right now, I have to get the calendar under weigh. Send me pics… or die.

No more interceptions, Hasselbeck!

One has to think on days like these… why do you, Jim, root for the shittiest teams in sports history? We can talk about the Seahawks and the Mariners and perhaps the Thunderbirds and why the fuck not throw the Brewers in there for good measure?

The day of giving thanks has come and gone and I am still wondering why there is a corn cob hovering about the house with ethereal motions toward places off limits? I like corn, sho nuff… I like taters, sho nuff, I even like burying turkeys up to their neck while dancing the Movement of the Crystal Mountain. Glug glug glug, Mr. Redskin!

There are cats to be seen here finally. Yes, Orb-Master Zero, cats. More sitting in the queue that will be seen within two or three days. Keep your eyes out… like one might take one’s teeth out in the days of old. Put them in a bottle of formaldehyde for future posterity.

Where have I been? What? You spew questions from your mouth like an overflowing sewer of ancient Rome? I will tell all soon. Well, not ALL… but much! It has been a crazy summer, to which you will be privy complete with images of the trip. The TRIP, MAN! 4:20 honkeys!

Love you all! Be safe and remember to give Santa a good shivvin’ on the day of Christmas!

Still here, folks.

Sorry I have not been getting cats up sooner. I have been traveling and working on the new Bad Cat calendar for 2011. The 2010 and 2011 are both going to be in full color, even the Page-A-Day. I know a lot of people have complained about that, but it was not my call.

Keep sending your submissions in, I am amassing a nice collection to throw up hopefully by the end of the month.

Lessee, what else is going on around here. Well, I am leaving Seattle and moving to lovely Florida where I can experience what it is like to have Vitamin D and Serotonin in my bloodstream. I have been here for 19 years and it has worn on me. More on this later…

My Cat Hates You , the book, has been doing well. If you want to give your friends a taste of this website, please buy a copy and send it to them… anonymously.

Love you all… be cool like four Fonzies!

When I die, I am going to Haiti!

Hello all you crazy cat people! Let me just say to you, in the words of the immortal John Sands, “Holy cow!”.

I have been away from MCHY since the beginning of the March, on personal business. My great-great grandfather died. The Iraq war is 6 years old now. Many more cats to do, though. I must be upon it!

Why is this ad on the List of Craig? Reality Show Script Writer Needed (Seattle)

Reality TV script?

Junior Griffey is back!

Nuff said ladies and germs! The Kid is back in Seattle.

More cats are upcoming. I been out of town for a few weeks… but more fun is to be had.

I kiss you!

Annnd… The greatest player in Japan’s history, the Babe Ruth of Nippon, Ichiro Suzuki, brings the world title home. Congrats Ichi! And will you please come to fucking SPRING TRAINING so I can see you before I leave Peoria? Junior Griffey is not to be seen here.

In other cat news, I have no news. I hope you are well. Happy Spring!