The Litterbox
From Melanie 26 Apr 2006
all i can say is, thank you. My Cat Hates You is the single funniest web site on the internet. There has not been a day go by since i found your site a month ago when I have not almost pissed my pants in total hysterical laughter! Dude.. you have THE funniest web site on the internet that I have EVER seen.
I made the mistake of taking a peek at your web site while at work last week and within one minute I was in total hysterics laughing so hard that I actually FELL out of my chair on to the floor. I just couldn't take it any more. I had been trying to hold in the laughter for a few minutes while tears were streaming down my face and then , suddenly, like a title wave, the laughter just burst out of me and I absolutely could NOT control myself anymore. my co workers actually thought I was in pain and crying because I was laying on the floor under my desk where I had fallen and I truly was unable to get up (oh my god.. i had actually "Fallen and couldn't get up". I'm telling you.. I have NEVER laughed so hard, so often and so predictably as i do when I go onto your web site. I have finally decided that I simply cannot go to your site while I'm at work anymore for fear that I will break down again in hysterical laughter and maybe not make it to the bathroom in time before I piss my pants from laughter.
anyway, I just want you to know that you have a HUGE fan out here in cyberland. the pictures are hilarious,,,, but it's the CAPTIONS under the photos that make your site so incredibly funny! You are absolutely brilliant. so gifted in capturing the feel of the photo so well. please, don't stop. we love your site!!
Melanie
Please don't pee yourself, Melanie. I would never forgive myself. Laughter really is the best medicine. For work, at least... I dunno about Syphillis. - Jim
From E_Fitzo 26 Apr 2006
Is it just me, or in the new postings of cats, is "Walter" (the white cat) getting smashed by a hammer? Why are they wearing gloves? What are they doing with his leg and a hammer? Am I overreacting, or is that a really bad picture?.
The pic you are referring to that I have received so many emails about is HERE and is Walter getting his fur trimmed. - Jim
From Brad 26 Apr 2006
You're just fucking hysterical and that's all there is to it. I say it with respect and awe and gratitude. Really. I hope you have an ego bigger than the grand canyon, because you deserve it. I go to this site every day.
"Feed me, Seymour."
You are SUPERB!
Brad
Generally no. Hard to even have an ego when you see the tortuous lives led by others in this fine world. Though I guess posting this is somewhat of a stroke of the old dong, eh? - Jim
From anonymous 26 Apr 2006
I have a pet too no not my cat... I let it bug me yes bugs are pets too. anyhowway what my gripe peeve thing is you do by saying as pasted below....we hope to see you again... when TV commentators ect... say they will see me it gets me because they will never see me and there is only a chance that I will see them again. it is just such an inaccurate statement that it bugs me... ok well there's my rant for ya..
taker easy now
Thanks for stopping by, and we hope to see you again!
That is all. - Jim
Hmmm, dunno what to say about that one. I really would LIKE to see you... but you didn't send a pic. - Jim
From Jacquie 26 Apr 2006
I just wanted to say that I adore your site, and always look forward to your postings! I also have given your book and calendar as christmas presents to practically everyone I know! I first came across it in Urban Outfitters, and I was in absolute hysterics! I started embarassing my husband, I was laughing so hard! Keep up the good work!
From Bob 26 Apr 2006
as a slave of three cats (two who hate and one who thinks he is a dog ) i wanted to let you know your doing a bad ass job! keep up the good work and as soon as i get some cash flow ill be sure to buy some shit.
It is good to know that we rate at LEAST as shit. Not feces, turd, poop, dookie, log, caca, doo doo, brown trout, butt fudge, etc. - Jim
From Linda 26 Apr 2006
Could you tell me what they are doing to Walter in the March 2006, he is cat #32. Is this a stray or what? I am concerned about this kitty. Could you please email me back and let me know, my email address is *******@comcast.net
Thank you,
Linda
I think they are circumcising him, but since I was not present, I cannot say. I would be more concerned about Vincent. With a gat like that, you know he is gonna do some hard time. - Jim
From Matt 07 Dec 2005
I was just wondering how to get a picture into a book or calender, is that possible? Is there a contest or anything? Thanks for the time....I just bought your calender, its soooo cute!.
One... MILLLLIOONNN DOLLARS! - Jim
From Alejandra 07 Dec 2005
I was just wondering..... I sent my cats’ pics in mid October but they didn’t get post.... (at least not under either “October” nor “November cats”). Either you didn’t think my cats “bad” enough or their pics have never made it to your inbox..... Shall I send them again?
GREAT site, by the way.
Cheers..
Well, see it is like this. I am finally getting to cats from August. So, you may have some time to wait. Sorry, but I still love you. - Jim
From Jennifer 07 Dec 2005
Dear MyCatHatesyou.com,
I absolutely love the BAD CAT 2006 calendar! My only question is, where is Clark? I wanted to buy it because of the picture which advertised it in a magazine clip. It was a picture of an incredibly funny cat named Clark with November 10, 2006. But when i got the calendar, it didn't have Clark as the November 10th cat, nor did it have Clark on any pages in the whole calendar. Is there a way that i can order a print of Clark the cat or could you point me to a low res photo on your website? I can't seem to find it anywhere.
Thanks!
Jennifer .
I would recommend you talk to Workman Publishing in New York City, NY. I don't know who Clark is, personally. - Jim
From anonymous 07 Dec 2005
Hello there just go on your website tried to look in the gallery of the
latest cats but all it does is show the cat fang even when you press view
gallery or if you press another cat piccy in the set or am I doing something
wrong? Keep up the goodwork brill website
Huge fan of my cat hates you
Sue
xxxx
No, that is not a problem with the site... it is a problem with me. I am a lamer. There are more cats coming this weekend, Sue. So please... don't... uhhh, sue me? - Jim
From Laura 07 Dec 2005
Hi Jim, my name's Laura. I noticed you're not posting things in the "litter box" lately, so you're probably really busy with your real life. I was reading it for the first time tonight and noticed all of the comments about the profanity on your website. All I can say is.. if you don't like it, don't go to the web site. You don't ask someone to change their entire website just for you. There's websites ALL over the internet that offend me, and I simply do not visit them, and I would never ask them to change. Anyway, what I'm trying to say but blabbering instead, is DON'T CHANGE A FUCKING THING!
From Lauren 07 Dec 2005
I hope you put this up on the litterbox. I love mycathatesyou.com because, apparently, unlike the rest of your fans, I really do hate cats. Dogs rule!
Lauren.
From anonymous 07 Dec 2005
How do I find out if my cat, Cade, is in any of your books or merchandise?
Sunny.
It's not. - Jim
From Cindy 07 Dec 2005
Hi,
I absolutely LOVE the absurd humor in Bad Cats! (And they say engineers don't have personality!)...Where have you been all my life?.
Oh you know, molding away here in Seattle with the rest of the fungi. - Jim
From anonymous 07 Dec 2005
Hello
You may have already received a comment on this, but I had bought the book and I have to say I was very disappointed with only one picture (the pic with the cat and the snake - I truly hope this is not a real snake ) on page 13 - Name Yvonne - I actually no longer have the book, because I cannot support a book that has not caring for the animals health and well being - I will not purchase any more books that are either written by yourself or published by Workman Publishing .
Given that I personally, with the whole company of Workman in tow, went to that house and forced that cat to sit underneath that probably-defanged cobra, I can totally understand your attitude. That is why I do not buy anything made in America. Because America had a tv commercial that showed a guy falling down some stairs. That is cruel of America to do that to that poor man. Shame, America... SHAME! - Jim
From Rochele 07 Dec 2005
Hey Jim,
I was going to give the BAD CAT book to my mom for Christmas, but while I was wrapping it I had a read. I think a lot of that stuff I was thinking in my head but could never say out loud for fear that people would think that I was sick in the head. So thanks, its good to know I'm not the only one who thinks that way about those nasty little creatures.
Rochele.
From Robert 07 Dec 2005
And by the way, I saw this response from you to one of the people complaining about the use of "foul" language...
"They know that all language is part of life, not only some of it."
I just have to Applaud you here. I've been telling people the exact same thing for years. Also there is the fact that by creating such taboo around such words, all you do is grant them power. They are just words, and words are used to convey a given thought or idea... And sometimes these "expletives" get the idea across in a much better (and often funnier) fashion.
- Robert
From Heather 07 Dec 2005
Hi,
I wanted to let you know that your book was given to me by my step dad when I was going through a really tough few weeks back. My friend Ted G. turned me on to your book and web site months ago and I had been meaning to pick up the book. Now I have your book sitting in my living room and everyone that comes to visit just has to pick up the book and can’t put it down. Thanks for the great book that keeps me laughing no matter how many times I look at it!
Heather.
From Elleri 13 Oct 2005
Oh my heck!
Your books and website is the funniest things I have ever seen. My mom picked up your book at Costco, BAD CATS.
Kudos to your humor.My Cat died when I was in 3rd grade, and know 4 years later.. it really cheers me up~ I hope you continue to give a sentence that goes along with the CATs' faces.
Thanks for your website
Elleri
From Mark 21 Aug 2005
Hi Jim, So, how much would you sell this site for?
In regards, to what I'm going to do with it. Well, I would just keep growing the site. I think it's possible to put much more funny stuff there.
Please let me know... Mark
Honestly, a lot more money than you probably find it worth.
The books published from the site have sold almost 500,000 copies, and there are 2 more planned, so the site is invaluable to resource collection.
Jim
Ok Jim, I understand. But still, I would like to make another offer of $50,000 USD.
Mark
You know what invaluable means? It means, $ 50,000.00 is not even close to what it is worth to me. Plus... I would have to give ALEX 1/2 of that. Which would buy him 75,000 bottle of vodka. Which would kill him, and then *I* have to deal with the guilt. Keep your $ 50,000.00 and save my conscious. There are tons of amateur Pr0n sites to play with. Love, Jim
From Ken 21 Aug 2005
Jim,
Someone showed your book to me over the weekend and I HAD to visit your site. I haven’t laughed so much in ages!!!! Thank you.
I was going to pass along your web address this evening when I saw the picture of the Pope obviously unhappy about something. I guess I missed something, but I don’t understand why you picked that picture of him when there are so many other around. Just wondering.
Thanks again for your otherwise WONDERFUL website!!!!
Ken
From Suzanne 18 Aug 2005
Thanks for the very long belly laughs. My husband died 4 months ago in March and nothing has brought me laughter such as this unti I picked up your book at Barnes & Noble. I was breaking out with laughter at the store so I picked up one more copy for my cat loving brother and was off so I could read and laugh and irritate my own cat at home. This is some of the best medicine I have had in a long time. Clever, clever, clever. All the people involved should be applauded. Keep 'em coming.
From roy_houseman@yahoo.com 18 Aug 2005
Your recent road trip and run in at the rhino inspired
me to push forward towards a little adventure of my
own. Yet with little means and a limited range of
travel I decided to hit portland and visit some
friends who have one comfy couch.
Thanks for the mad props on your web site. Cory and I
grinned at the posting. Plus, after a telling of the
nights stories, some cat loving friends purchased your
book. The least we could do for all the free drinks.
*Hat tip*
From Dylan 18 Aug 2005
I have been looking at your site regularly for quite some time now, and I must say it is consistently the funniest one that I have found. I recently looked at the litterbox for the first time, and I must say I am quite surprised at the amount of hate mail you hae recieved. Just to make all the intelligent readers who appreciate this site feel better, I would like to point out that most of the people who send hate mail appear to be idiots, who have managed to develop a genuine fear of cats as threats to their masculinity, and also don't seem to understand the fundamental rules for sentence construction and spelling. Maybe they should stop complaining about the site wasting their time and should take some english classes at night school instead. Excellent site, my friend- keep up the good work.
From Sam 18 Aug 2005
I bought your book yesterday at St Michael’s Hospital in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
I am a paramedic and get stuck sitting in a vehicle for 12 hours so this book
was a fantastic way to speed up the time!! My partner thinks I’m an idiot and strangers
on the street were looking at me like I should be commited!!!
Bloody Hilarious!!!! Thanks sooo much!!!
I want to buy a mouse pad but you don’t send to Canada!! How else can I get one??.
From Candace 18 Aug 2005
Just a line to let you know my cats hate you. They hate me too, but what are you gonna do. They know that I've got incriminating photos of them and they're afraid of what I might do with them. I was going to put them into a book, but you beat me to that. Good call.
I've started checking the MCHY site almost daily for your informative blurbs about your book signings and travel. I agree, Kansas is a let down. Your observations and comments are a delight! Your conversational style rocks! Reading about your day that reality is stranger than fiction...
From Jim 18 Aug 2005
you suck.
From Dan 18 Aug 2005
Your site is awesome!
To Hell with all the idiots who are giving negative feedback about your site.
They all need to lighten up, stop watching so much Jerry Springer and get some class, or at least get a dictionary so they can look up the word class and find out what it means.
Cats humor us because they realize that their ancestors used to eat ours. Respect for the heritage of the feline and the humor we can apply to that.
From Dan 18 Aug 2005
Ok, who is the Doll in the Blue Baby Tee on your web site? Would you call me a psycho if I used that shot of her as wallpaper on my computer? Damn! She is absolutely Yummy! If the lovely lady is ever in Nashville, PLEEEASE look me up.
That is my dear friend Madonna. Ain't she a cutie? I will pass this along to her!
-Jim
From Kevin & Jennifer 18 Aug 2005
Hi my mom just bought me your book. Some of it is funny but I wonder if you realize some of the cats positions and attire are actually cruel to the cats? Is there anyway that maybe you will be putting out a book that is not all bad sayings and is actually all funny and not inhumane??? Thanks for your time ....JR.
From Daniel 18 Aug 2005
Boy I really enjoyed that: I laughed so hard that the milk shot out my nose. And I haven't been drinking any milk. Thank you and I will continue to check in from time to time.
From anonymous 18 Aug 2005
I looked at quite a few pictures of cats and thought that they were really cute, but I didn't really appreciate seeing vulgar language (swearing). I think that spoils an otherwise great site. I saw your book at Starbucks and of the pics that I did see, I didn't see any bad language in there, so why would you want to put it on your site? I wouldn't show it to kids because of that. That is my feedback, and I wanted you to know that some people like me will feel the same.
From Buddy 18 Aug 2005
got the book hahaha your a funny, coming back in your next life as a mouse, guy.
From Alison 18 Aug 2005
I was given your book as a present from a friend. For the most part I love it so much that I bought a frame to put on my desk at work and I cut the book up so that I could put a different selected page every week in the frame. I work at a college, and sharing these pages has doubled the fun.
However, I must say that the foul language used is spoiling an otherwise perfect idea. You know that it's possible to be hysterically funny without resorting to offensive expletives. I hope you will consider this sort of feedback.
Alison
What foul language?
-Jim
Now, granted, I'm from the older set and what I consider expletives, the new generation doesn't think anything of. All the naughty innuendos and drug references I figure comes under artistic license. And you do have the "warning" on the cover. OK. But there are a lot of us old fogies left. So the word(s) damn, what the hell, go to hell, bad ass, good god, holy crap, I swear to God, yo ass, shit on the carpet, and yes I won't even post the pages with the borderline: turds and freakin' picture. So there we are. I suppose people like me are just as exasperating to you as these things are to me. Thanks for listening, anyway. I do wish you much success with your book, because so many people have enjoyed it. May it make you a million.
From Wendy 18 Aug 2005
The site is big laughs. What I'm jealous of is how people get those pictures. I can't get mine to stay still long enough to get the really good ones. But, in your About section you said we'd hate too if someone treated us the way we treated them...well, I think some of the stuff people do in the pics (like when a cat is clearly stressed out and upset in a position or in hat, something like that) that is not cool. I volunteer in animal rescue and people underestimate that stress and fear is very real in animals too, and effects them sometimes permanently. I don't treat mine like that, no stress, just normal cat antics. They are funny enough on their own without prodding them to do something. Please be careful on that note about what you accept so people won't be tempted to do that just to get on the site
From Gabrielle 18 Aug 2005
Hi there. I got your website off of Jeff & Jer's website here in San Diego, and have found it to be strangely addicting. I can't seem to get any work done anymore, and, well, I have just about peed my pants trying not to laugh out loud. I have forwarded the site to as many people that I can, hoping to spread the disease. Therefore, with all of my wits left, I hate you.
From Frederick 18 Aug 2005
I agree with others, if you could lose the profanity you would really have a great fun site to spend some time on. What is it that you think the profanity adds?.
We have thousands of users a month who still have fun here, regardless of the language. They know that all language is part of life, not only some of it.
I appreciate your opinion, however... seriously.
Jim
From Melody 18 Aug 2005
What a clever idea and hilarious site! Like a geek I immediately searched through my many digital photos so I could submit my own two full-of-hate cats. Anyone who has ever resided with a cat recognizes that you have been able to catch the very essence of feline demeanor in these pages. Anyone who thinks this page takes a harsh stance against felines is living in denial and your cat is probably right now dreaming up new ways to roast your liver. Keep up the great work, it gives all of us cat lovers a HUGE LAUGH.
From Diane 14 Aug 2005
Jim - what a great web site! I had a bad day at work and was sitting here after everyone had gone home (I teach Middle School which lends itself well to bad days). I had read about this web site in the paper this AM and thought "what the hell..." So, off I went and then I sat here and laughed my ass off. In fact, I was laughing so hard that my principal heard me as he was leaving the building. He came into my office to see what was up. All I could do was gesture at the computer screen and try not to mess in my pants. Within seconds he was laughing uncontrollably as well. While he is petless it turns out he is a closet cat lover himself. This site is better than a bottle of booze!
From Erin 14 Aug 2005
I love your web site. NOT! Bitches cat rapist. im going to kill you, and stick a firecracker in your cats ass and kill it, that why your fu*king cat hates me a$$hole, you are some big dumb bitches and i paid someone to r@pe your cats and you, then make you have sex with your cat and videotape it and show it on the news. sincerely you fu*kers.
From Carey 14 Aug 2005
Good, lord, I never thought evil cats could be this funny!! Congratulations, you, sir, have the MYTHIC STUDIOS SEAL OF APPROVAL. Does that sound weird? If so, I agree. By the way, we'll be working on a series of internet short films. Your site gets *x 231. *x150 is required for the seal of approval. Our site isn't up yet, so don't expect the movies to be out soon. They'll be posted on www.flashplayer.com and www.newgrounds.com.
From Emma 14 Aug 2005
well, at the end of the day, all you want is somthing that takes away the horrors of what you see in your everyday life. this site has it all... lets put it this way: i have spent 3 solid hours this evening with a bottle of wine, pissing myself laffing at the sublime hysterica of what is presented here... a most enjoyable site, and so very true to the pure indifference and loathing our feline companions have towards their human counterparts. I know my cat hates Me, and everyone around him. he is a true visionary into the banality of the pathetic human mental state. I mean, Cats never have days off sick with Depression, do they??? thats just sooo Human...
From anonymous 15 Feb 2005
No other site leaves me crying--with laughter. I consider your site a therapy site—laughter is so good for our health! When we have an especially stressful day at work, I share a photo or two with my colleagues, and we’re all the better for it
From Dustin 15 Feb 2005
You have the stupidest website I have ever seen.
From Catherine 15 Feb 2005
Your book saved the day.
A friend of mine recently experienced some health issues that required an infusion. In other words, we had to sit in a clinic for almost 3 hours so she could receive medication via intravenous. Wellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll…….. I went with her to pass the time. She asked me to grab a book off her counter; her neighbour left it there saying it had something to do with a bunch of cat pictures… Little did we know!!!!
Within 1 minute we had tears streaming down our cheeks and I had to crawl away from her so we could stop laughing and we could catch our breath. It was that bad. Ever get that can’t-breathe-need-to-get-out-now laugh? Remember, we’re in a hospital setting and the stares were priceless. I just wanted to share each picture with everyone but an overhead projector wasn’t available. Haaa. Needless to say, it consumed an hour and a half of that 3 hour sit and not only did it make the time fly, it put her at ease and let her forget her medical problems all together. Some nurses stopped in and said “you’re having way too much fun in here” and started laughing just because they saw us gasping for breath. All we could do was point at the pictures. I honestly have to say; we haven’t laughed that hard in a long long time. My stomach still hurts.
From Ingrid 15 Feb 2005
Hi Jim! Yes I saw you on the Today show via your website. Nice! Thanks for replying - it didn't occur to me that a response might arrive! I was so surprised that I went a bit red in the face. Expect some kick-ass photos of my future pure-bred felines. I have been devastatingly catless for years, however I expect to be getting rich in the near future (I heard 'positive thinking' works sometimes so I'm giving it a go), and when I do, oh boy I'm gonna have so many damn cats. I can't wait - the Evil will be second to none.
I answer every single feedback email I get, unless the conversation was over :) - Jim
From Lizzie 15 Feb 2005
Hey Jim, i've just been reading through some of the older pieces of trash in the Feedback section ( a moment of sheer unadulterated boredom i guess ) and i can't believe how mean some people have been. fair enough this site can't be universally popular and that's true for any web site, but for people to actually write in just insulting you is plain rude. if you don't like a site, don't go on it! ...and the spelling is fucking terrible too.
so hats off to Jim, you may be a slightly bored cat-loving oddball, but heck, you make alot of people bust a gut laughing. we love you!
Lizzie, Newcastle, England.
From Joni 15 Feb 2005
Joni from San Diego again…
Well, I got up a smidge early to hear your interview – great job. Jer hardly let you get a word in edgewise though, he was so enthusiastic about the book.
From Anja 15 Feb 2005
I just wanted to let you know that your site has big fans all over the world - even in Germany... Everytime my work sucks, I take a short break to watch the new arrivals and it always makes me smile.
From Tony 15 Feb 2005
I am writing to enquire whether you would be interested in syndicating certain of the images and captions from your website in our magazine as an ongoing "My Cat Hates You" box. Sunday Magazine is the colour magazine inserted into the Sunday Telegraph in Sydney and the Sunday Herald-Sun in Melbourne. We currently enjoy a weekly readership of 3.4 million..
The magic 8-ball says... YES! - Jim
From Sandy 15 Feb 2005
I had to write because I thoroughly enjoyed the Bad Cats book!!!!! I work at a veterinary hospital and a co-worker of mine brought in the book saying a friend of hers bought it for her. I have to tell you that the whole entire hospital was howling with laughter that brought us to tears over this book. I have not laughed this hard in a long time. A veterinary hospital can get very stressful, and this book sure did brighten our day. There was not a minute that went by when one of us did not steal a glance at this book to keep the laughter going. We had each other laughing over each others' laughs. At lunch, in between appointments, hell, even when clients were in front of us. We have all vowed to go out and by a copy of this book for ourselves. When bad days are upon you, these cats will definitely make your day a little bit better.
Thank you for keeping laughter in our world!!!!!
I am but a vehicle for the work of something much bigger than I - Jim
From June 15 Feb 2005
Bought the book. Spit my Pepsi out laughing. Scared the cats.
From Richard 15 Feb 2005
Why all the profanity on such a great site? Isn't your vocabulary broad enough to converse without it.
From Amy 15 Feb 2005
I have a horrendous migraine and can't find my medication. I would never believe ANYTHING could make me laugh in this state. You are brilliant and may have saved my life tonight. Please let me know how to purchase everything related to this book...plus I have to get a copy to all my friends.
From Amanda 15 Feb 2005
I just bought Bad Cat at my school bookstore. Its a very funny little book. But I was troubled by a few photos in the book. One showed a cat standing with a seeming real, ticked off snake. Another showed a cat walking through and on the broken glass of a car window. It was a little disturbing that photos which might have involved the endangering of animals would be used in your book. I hope that you wouldn't use an animal's misfortune for your own benefit. Something is never funny if it is at the expense of another. I hope that you would use the policy of not accepting photos which were produced by hurting or endangering the welfare of an animal. If I don't receive any feedback I'll have to ask my college bookstore to remove it from the shelves, as it would be offensive material.
From anonymous 15 Feb 2005
love the site. bought the book! what else can you sell me??????
haw. really....good stuff,all around,but...
what the heck happened to the caption under Puka's photo?
last time I saw it,it read: 'you will tell them it was SIDS,yes? SIDSSSSSS..."
(or something like that) now it's: ' you will tell them it was the Easter Bunny...'
did some lame-o complain or summshit?????
claws in your eye-
From Mark - Australiai> 15 Feb 2005
I think you should have a warning on your book "Do Not Read This In a Public Place". I nearly got thrown out of the bookshop for laughing like a deranged fool and going slightly blue around the lips after being unable to breathe between fits of hysteria. You are the Michael Moore of cat journalism...finally someone brave enough to tell it how it is....and our cat hates you for it!!
From Red Flames 15 Feb 2005
You are a dipshit with no life. get one. i'm sure u can get them at walmart. along with some new toilet paper. u make me sick. y the hell can't non-members post on your suck ass forum? fuck you.
From Jeni Blue 15 Feb 2005
The book is well, ...*highly sanitized*. I must admit I was disappointed as I expected the same unmasked evil revealed that I enjoy on your site. But, I bought one anyway because you so rock.
From Sarah 15 Feb 2005
I just looked a pic today, http://www.mycathatesyou.com/cats/alpha/s/2287 . I normally love this website, but I was very disturbed by the caption. Did the owner really have this cat put down because she peed on the rug? You may not have anyway of knowing of course. But in the future, could you at least think about maybe editing some of the captions provided by the owners? I haven't seen anything offensive in the pics. In fact they're the best I've seen over the net. But as a sensitive fan, I hate people like these who would kill a helpless animal. For peeing on the rug no less! My cats, and myself, HATE these kind of people. Again thanks for at least listening. Again I love your site. Blessed Be
From Jessi 15 Feb 2005
Best book EVAR! I was strolling through my local Barnes & Noble's when I looked down and saw this little book on the table...having cats on it, I naturally picked it up and started flipping through it. At first I thought it was so funny because of all the wine I had just drank before I came in...but after I bought the book and read it again the second day...I realized how incredibly hilarious it really was! Now I keep it at my desk at work, just for a laugh in those particularly stressful moments. So yeah...thanks for helping me stay at my job this long.
From Julie 15 Feb 2005
Read about your website in the Times. Had to tell you most pictures I've viewed so far are funny, but.....Puka. Bad taste, really bad taste. Yes I lost someone very dear to SIDS & it's not a laughing matter. You have left a sick feeling in me. Too bad, I love cats.
From Gregg 15 Feb 2005
Superb Jim!!
Your website has been passed around my friends in Scotland and London
over the last few days - everyone thinks it's cool!! - keep up the good
work!
From April 15 Feb 2005
GOOD JOB GETTING THE CALENDAR UH..PUBLISHED. I AM A BIG FAN OF BAD CAT AND AN EVEN BIGGER FAN OF INDEPENDENT THOUGHTS THAT ARE BOTH RUDE AND FUNNY SIMULTANEOUSLY, SO- GREAT JOB. MY CAT IS CURRENTLY HUNTING BIN LADEN DOWN SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE EAST, PERHAPS I CAN CONVINCE HIM TO SEND ME A POLOROID, I DOUBT IT THOUGH BECAUSE HE'S REALLY AN ASSHOLE.
From Doug 15 Feb 2005
Solstice was celebrated by Druids, people who used to put their enemies in cages, hoist them up on a tree limb and set a bonfire below - nice folks. "Happy Solstice" is an affront to Christians. So, when I saw that I didn't bother to explore the website.
From Laura 15 Feb 2005
my boyfriend gave me the book for xmas. thank you! wonderful!
"Every cloud has a C=9 M=3 Y=0 K=48 lining."
From Brian 19 Dec 2004
I just received your book from a co-worker and I must say, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Thank you so much for compiling and captioning such a great book! You made my holiday!.
From Patricia 19 Dec 2004
I have read and re-read your Bad Cats book and I still can't get enough of it. The photos are funny and cute, but the "Hobby" ideas are hilarious. Our only child, our son, is a Marine in Iraq, and the laughs have been few and far between for us since he left over a year ago. This book allowed both my husband and I some "down time" from worrying about our son.
I've purchased nine of these books to give as Christmas gifts because I know they will give the gift of laughter to the friends who will receive them. With the mess the world is in these days, your gift of laughter to your readers is priceless! Thank you.
From Colleen 19 Dec 2004
I have three cats. A friend (owner of three dogs) just sent me your site. I HOWLED. This made my day and I had to email my husband (the one with the PayPal account) with a shopping list for Xmas. I'll be hitting this site every day from the office just to get through life.
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From Tim 19 Dec 2004
Hello James!
Jules, one of the cats recently posted, is clearly evil. Can anyone explain
why you can't see his conical collar on his reflection? I suspect that cats
are so evil that they don't have a reflection, but they transmit into human
minds a biomorphic interpolation of a cat reflection, so that we aren't too
freaked at them when the furry parasites first enter our home. Clearly,
Jules has forgotten he is wearing the collar and therefore forgot to project
it into our minds. I think this must be a common error, since many cats I
know try to attack their reflections. Maybe it is a way we can regain
control of the earth from our feline masters.
Tim.
See earlier feedback for reply on this one. - Jim
From Carol 19 Dec 2004
i just had to write to tell you how awesome your site is.
i am fighting a lot of illnesses, and i have learned that laughter IS the best medicine.
a galpal who sends me stuff to cheer me up sent me your website's url, and it has really given me hours of laughter to read through your captions on the pics.
thank you for all your hard work and your hysterical captions. please, keep up the good work.
i will definitely be checking back often and adding this site to my favorites.
:-x.
From Lindsay 19 Dec 2004
Hi,
Just thought I'd congratulate you on one of the funniest websites I've seen. As a cat lover and owner of a malicious yet adorable moggie, I've spent an entire afternoon pissing myself at both the antics of other peoples cat's and the dry wit, which enhances the fun :)
Do you have a photo of a cat who's idea of apologising is to rip the intestines and vital organs from a mouse and arrange them neatly on the doorstep, along with its carcass as if it were a delivery from interflora? Your website has made me realise...perhaps it's not an apology after all!!
Well Done!.
From Jonathan 19 Dec 2004
we just found your site and my g/f and I have been crying with laughter for an hour. she just threw up from laughing so hard, I'm not kidding. you rock..
From Julie and Holly 19 Dec 2004
We just noticed that the pic of Jules "he may not be able to get to his testicles, but he can certainly reach yours" is really scary... The cat pictured, assumably Jules, is wearing a collar.... but his reflection in the mirror behind him ISN'T.
Insert Rod Serling voice over and music.....
Julie and Holly.
Actually, the one in the mirror IS wearing one. If you notice the angle of the cone on the live cats head, you will see it goes right up along the back of his head. In the mirror, find the collar and you will see a link rising from it, in fact mashing some of the hair on the back of his head. As well, trom the mirror collar, to the left, you can see the other angle of the collar jutting outward. - Jim
From Melanie 19 Dec 2004
I HAVE JUST GOT YOUR BOOK AND HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO MUCH IN AGES.. HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST THING IN YEARS WELL DONE AND THANKS!
From Lizzie 19 Dec 2004
Hey Jim, I've just been looking through some of the older letters in the feedback section ( a moment of sheer unadulterated boredom i guess ) and i can't believe how mean some people have been. Fair enough you can't hold out for universal popularity and that's true for any site, but to write in and let loose with such burning hatred and insulting vitriol is just plain rude. Those people should be ashamed of themselves....and their spelling is fucking atrocious too.
So hats off to Jim, you may be a slightly wierd cat-loving oddball, but hey, you make a lot of people bust a gut laughing.
From Lizzie in Newcastle, England
From J.C. 19 Dec 2004
I cannot remember if I wrote this to you before (widow brain) but I recently lost my husband and your site is the only thing that has made me laugh since he died. Thank you! You rock!
JC
From Reuters 10 Dec 2004
BERLIN (Reuters) - A German couple was shocked after a 275-mile car journey to discover a surprise stowaway cowering next to the engine of their car -- a 6-week-old kitten.
The meows of the tiny animal only became audible after Elisabeth and Dieter Gesehl had parked their car. "First of all we called the police as we feared for a moment that we must have run over and seriously injured a cat," the 64-year-old woman from Eggenfelden told Bonn express newspaper.
After checking under the hood, however, they discovered the unharmed kitten. The animal, which the couple have since adopted and named "Pussy," was soon back to normal after a few minutes of petting.
From Anita 10 Dec 2004
I work at the Phoenix shop at Nepenthe in Big Sur and one day saw a couple of other sales associates laughing so hard they . . . . well....anyway, it was Bad Cat they were reading. I bought one for my daughter who has two cats and has a lot going on in her life so I thought she should receive a copy so she could get some LAUGHTER going. It just may SAVE her life.
I just had to write to you with KUDOS on your incredible production of BAD CAT. I can honestly say I have NEVER laughed so hard so many times in such a short PERIOD of time. I know my daughter and her guy will love it. The photos and quotes would be quite enough, but the true icing on the cake is the "hobby" line. Tell me, what were you under the influence of -- aside from your obviously deep appreciation of the feline persuasion -- when you came up with those hilarious ideas. Amazing!
Anita
From Delphine 03 Dec 2004
Hi from France! I thouhgt I could let you know that I have ordered your book to offer to my mom for Christmas. She and my dad have been forced to take care of my cat Grimma when I went away from home and she regularly complains about the hairs and other cat stuff. Thanks to your book she'll see how adorable is Grimma :-D .
From Somia 03 Dec 2004
While I was in line purchasing Jon Stewart's book, your book Bad Cat was on the counter for me to peruse. I laughed out loud and decided to buy it- an impulse buy (very smart of bookstore Wendall Homes in the Galleria,London,Ontario) I brought it back to work with me and am happy to say it made people cry from laughing so hard at some of the pics. Kudos. Even cat haters had to laugh. Thanks for the laughs and looking forward to the next installment. These are great xmas gifts. Is there a bad dog book?
Dogs are not bad, they are slobbering sycophants. Glad you enjoy the book, neighbor to the north! - Jim
From Lynn 03 Dec 2004
I got strange looks from people because I was laughing my head off at your book in a bookshop (I was on my own at the time) so I thought I'd better buy the book (my cat hates you) and then nearly peed myself laughing at home and yes, you are correct, my sister and I have long suspected all the cats our family have had hated us, apart from one of the cats she has now, I'm pretty sure that twink has only one brain cell.
From Hamish 03 Dec 2004
I love your site but especially Angror. I find it hard to believe this is really a cat and not the creature from Quatermass and The Pit. Whatever your verdict on this query, I think you have just unearthed an alien species which will definitely take over the world. Then your site can be run by the aliens and renamed MyHumanHatesYou.com. I thank you. (PS - Huge vote of appreciation by the entire North of Scotland Blood Transfusion Service. Worrying, isn't it?)
From Joanna 03 Dec 2004
seeing as you appear to be the only man on earth to have coined the phrase "hot bam whisky fizzle" (see zelda 2) and seeing as it has been raising a smile from me without fail for several weeks now, i would very dearly like to name my embryonic forthcoming club night after it. I have no money and as yet we are making no cash whatsoever out of the thing (well we haven't even done the first one yet) so i would be asking your permission to use it out of the goodness of your heart. you would however, forever more be associated with something very cool. apart from the cat site, of course. and would always be welcome on the guest list (however i think you might live in america, which might make it quite difficult) ah go on.
My lawyers are on their way. - Jim
From KYMBA 03 Dec 2004
Jim, I saw your website in people magazine. I have been back three times trying to see all the cats. You are a @#$%*&@ RIOT! I am laughing out loud (my family is looking at me strangly)… but that’s nothing new. First chance I get I’m sending in some pictures…I know I have some good ones. Well thanks for making me laugh I’m telling every cat person I know about the site. Too funny… KYMBA
From Tara 28 Nov 2004
Your website is my little ray of sunshine on a shite wet scottish weekday!! It makes me smile when the shit hits the fan in the office and causes much laughter. Then I give other people the web address. Thank SOOOOOOOOO much for cheering us sour Scots up!!
From Sarah 28 Nov 2004
Dear who ever, I think your web site is awsome. The cats are harilous. I have have the book and I love it. Keep up the good work.
From Laura 28 Nov 2004
Hi,My name is Laura.I live in Virginia.This past week I bought a copy of 'Bad Cat'.It's the best book out.It's extremely funny.I bought it in a local Barns and Noble...I almost wet my pants.I was laughing so loud people would walk by and stare at me and my sister.You guy's are very funny.I'm looking forward to maybe an addition to this book I would truly love and would try to be one of the first in line to buy another book that would make me laugh like this about cats.Commonly I'm know not to like cats very much.But this is great and I realize with out cats, I couldn't laugh this hard.Just wanted you to know that I really love this book.It's great.I tell every one I know about it and got a couple of my friends to buy a copy.This was a great book.Hope to see another one in the near future.
From Carrie 28 Nov 2004
i had a cat die tonight. she was my favorite and i dont know if anyone else will care or not but i wanted to see if my idea will fly or not. i have medicade for my son and myself and its so expensive to take your pet in general to the vet. i had the idea of a cat/dog medicade i dont know how to start it or anything but it was just an idea. IN THE LOVING MEMORY OF MY LITTLE GIRL SALLY ANN. WE WILL MISS YOU SO MUCH. thank you for listening anyway.
From Gabriele 25 Nov 2004
I received the "Bad Cat" book a few days as a gift. I've often laughed out loud seeing the photos and reading the comments. The photo of the cat on page 207 however, is alarming. Are people actually throwing their cats into the harbor and watch, if it can make it back to shore?! The cat in the photo may not have been 'harmed' in a blatant way, but I don't think this is what loving your pet is all about. Thought I'd share my feelings about that photo.
From David 25 Nov 2004
It all sounds interesting but cool people know that M'soft sux so your pompitudinal mention of this evil Monopoly in the About section just shows you are more bored twits with more money and less skills than you know what to do with.
Ahhh, who's been watching Jeopardy? - Jim
From Adrian and Devil-Cat 15 Nov 2004
I bought your book for my girlfriend...Big mistake... She didn't really get it and is one of those I-only-like-cute-cat-stuff people. Oh, well. C'est la vie. Thanks for linking me.
Adrian & Devil Cat
Adrian, time to get a new girlfriend. - Jim
From Leslie and George 14 Nov 2004
Congratulations on the success of your book! We ordered it as soon as it came out and think it's fantastic. We are anxious for Bad Cat II and will be following our cats around with the camera as long as it takes to get a photo worthy of your website. Keep up the great work!
From Kelly R 14 Nov 2004
Just got your new book "Bad Cat" and found it absolutely hilarious! My husband and I are childless, but reside with 3 cats (icluding one very Alpha-male...), and totally cracked up over your collection, then I went to your website and can see "the party never stops." Oh how true it is! .
From Clara the cat. 30 Oct 2004
some kitty haiku about breakfast time
At last morning dawns
Your lashes are fluttering
I poke your eyeball
Black face, blue eyes stare
Breathing, slumbering you are
Claws under cover
Hey! Hey you! Get up!
Chicken hearts and giblet treats!
Craving Meaty Meat
I covet the bowls
Mia sniffs, turns up her nose
My second helping
I eat Mia's share
Rumbling now, my tummy is
Big crap in cat box
Finally! She’s home!
Absence intolerable
I’ll crap in the tub
From Molly from Ohio 29 Oct 2004
just a quick note to say that i literally cruise this site at least once a day and i laugh EVERY SINGLE TIME, even at the same ol' cats. you save me from the work-a-day soul-sucking job that is my life, and i love you for it. thanks so very much for the laughs and for saving my sanity on many a Monday.
From Olso 24 Oct 2004
I just today went to this website for the first time and can't wait to tell my sister about it. I bought the Bad Cat book a few days ago and found out about you. I started looking at it and couldn't stop laughing. Everyone around was probably looking at me wondering why I was laughing out loud. I have 3 cats and can't wait to start taking pictures of them. They are quite a trio and do some funny stuff!
From Rachel 23 Oct 2004
Hello! My name is Rachel and i work at Curve magazine in San Francisco. We found your website and thought it was great. We are including it in our 'Out on the Web' section.
Sweeeet! One of the finest compliments I can get... from a woman, ahem. Their website is at Curvemag.com. Dig it the most. - Jim
From Quaxo 23 Oct 2004
Put up a website and people think that they can just crap on it all they want. I'm sorry you have to deal with the unclean ignorant masses. Honestly, its amazing how cliche (and illiterate) these people are. This only bolsters my belief that I should be training my cult right now to prepare for our mass suicide... because with those asswipes living out there and poluting the air, what's the point of living? (Just Kidding about the cult, it doesn't exist... yet.) Well I guess all the morons can cry in their domestic cheap-ass beers seeing as you've got a viable website going now, as well as a book. Congrats!
From Valerie 09 Oct 2004
I was introduced to your website through a friend and found it to be completely hysterical. I always attributed those kinds of thoughts to my own cat, but since he went away with the ex-husband, I have to experience the vicarious thrills of cathood through other people's. I will definitely keep an eye on your site, since it certainly made my day of full moon enhanced mayhem a little brighter..
From Jennifer 09 Oct 2004
You guys rock... My co workers and I at a California 911 center often look at this site for amusement. We are all cat lovers. I am pregnant and due in 7 days, when I am feeling down and cranky I come to this site and it just cheers the shit out of me!!
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
WTFG you supporrt the grass!! i just read this oin your NEWS, you are SICk don't you know if you smoke pot you can get pregnint and sit in your mom's basement all day i just found this out recently on TV. thank god for the AD Council. SOULDERS FOUGHT so the AD Council could be funded in FREEDOM and don't you forget it THERE ARE NO CIGARETTE boats! the drugs come from columbia and children die every day because of selifhsih drug users! you should be ashamemnd of yourself! maybe you won't mind driving your 12-year odl daughter's childs around in your saturn when she goes to a party and some jerk gives her pot and she gets prgnaent!! and my cat doens't hate he is very nice this site makes me sic
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
You may have a nice mouse pad for sell but you also have a vulgar mouth. Learn to speak without cussing and you might find you will sell more product. Freedom of speech is a nice thing, but it's not very pleasant when crap flows out of your mouth. If you wish to be rude, do it with style and try and not cuss. I only wish you good luck in trying to move forward in life, but I also hope you understand when you speak, you become known for whom you are by what you say. Don't disgrace your self with trashy speech, be better than that.
Heh, I am not disgraced because I have a large vocabulary. - Jim
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
whenever i am sad, like, say when maybe a boyfriend ends a relationship with me with a smile on his face after swearing he wanted me to be his bride, i run over to this site. i know no matter how serious i think life is, no matter how much i may want to curl up and die, your site always makes me laugh and reels me back to the land of hopes and dreams! laughter is the best medicine! thank you :)
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
Jimmy brother, I love you (always have) and your site and the humane society donation. However, books are funny things and you just never know what might end up on Feline Best Seller's list. Just look at Michael Moore, everyone is bitching about him and he's now a millionaire thanks to people bitching about him. OK I admit it, I just wanted to take a stab at Mr. Can't-Find-My-Integrity Moore. Except for the love stuff, I definitely meant that.
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
Every time there is a terror alert, I mosie on over to your site. Then I spend way past my bed time, laughing my ass off, spitting up my drink, and keeping the rest of the house awake howling at your kitty one liners. You guys rock. Beat Bush 04 ! If you believe in a god, pray to it to help us free America from the clutches of the Corporation White House.
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
you guys rock!! the site's hilarious and since i'm a Christian, i can truthfully say that anyone who's offended by this site should be shot and killed, for the cunts that they are. keep on rocking!! ====Amy
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
Consider this; when a mafia boss leaves a dead fish on your doorstep with a knife through its guts- we enter witness protection. When a cat brings a dead bird to our door- we think it 'loves' us.
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
What sort of assholes are you guys?
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
omg this is the funniest thing i've seen in at least 2 day. some fag in love w/ cats. not ferocious, mean dogs, but sweet, cuddly little kittens.you cunt
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
That's right, no denying it, pure demented misguided and proud of it genius at work. My gut hurts from laughing so hard you twits. Should you manage to drag yourselves and your livers up here to San Francisco the first 3 rounds are on me. And ohh yessss I love my fat ass fur lickers too, they are my evil army of the night and repel Baptists missionaries. I now have a new reason to keep the digital camera at the ready...beware.
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
hi my name is lauren and I just wanted to let you know that my brother and his breast friend left me at my school until 5:56 at night because they were tired and they were sleeping. I had the most exciting news to tell them and they will never EVER know and I will never EVER forgive them. then they think its funny to come into my room and jump on my bed and laugh when it was not FUNNY! I am very angry and disappointed with these people. I wanted to let you know because I needed someone to talk to because wendi (my brothers breast friend) is not worthy of having me talk to her anymore! I told her that satan would tie her up and dangle her over his pits of fire because she was making fun of my FAVORITE praise the Lord radio station.
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
I just love this site!!! I giggle uncontrollably....it is quite enjoyable at the office. I am a family physician and my staff wonders just what in the hell i am doing giggling over the computer.....keep up the great work!!!
Finally, some respect! From a M.D. no less. - Jim
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
it is rare that something as special as your site comes into my life. my only regret was the impulsiveness with which i shared it with my friends. this is an important site, a site that deserves to be saved for special occasion anger. it truly deserves to be treasured for wish-you-were-dead moments of loathing. luckily, my girlfriend cheated on me so i got to send it to her. my cat hates her guts. if i could huck up a hairball it still wouldn't be enough to express my gratitude for your site
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
I er nogle fucking homoer hele lortet. Kattepinere. Knepper I dem også? Wolla, jeg smadrer jer. Satan vil ha' jer I numsen!
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
Yeah so I'm lookin at your site while i'm fucked up on vicodin. Man, don't get me wrong, I love cats, but all the pictures and the stupid ass captions started to get me feeling freaked out a little bit so I call my buddy, and I tell him to 'log on' to this drivel and he's like 'You're an asshole...those guys who invented that gay cat site are fags and cats are for fags'
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
your site is gay like liberace. oh look at my faggit website of cats who get reemed in the poopchute ! if you had one good cat you woud stick iyour dick in its but and cry for glory oh mama oh mama my dick is in cats buthole. i am one happy faggit of catlove. okay you love cats so what. i love britany spears but she has boobies at least to suck on not like cats who have stinky butholes. faggit !!!!!!!!!!!!
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
Awash in our slippery mind lubricant we all fuck like crazy trying to generate the thrill of experience. Little do we know those seemingly boring moments we all share waiting for any kind of lively interaction are actually packed with solipsism burning oxygen. Cats contain the greatest breath of such. Their moment in our combined conflagration places them at the mouth of such bellows. Our own fire only distracts or entertains that clarity of pure being such as is cat. The moment we transcend our own limits to try become as pure, can only spell our own similar condemnation in the eyes of those we have both accepted as both our own breed, and master. Cobalt blue eyes and the coat of warm evenings help fly both coming crows and buttress.
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
Your site's kinda like a train wreck... You're embarrassed to look. Then you look. Then you can't stop looking. Then you're embarrassed you looked.
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
i have noticed that when a horse throws its rider, craps on your lawn bolts, or bites the hand that feeds it there is a cat in the shaddows quietly laughing.Am I wrong ?
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
I have to say I saw this site at work, shown to me by my 21 year old assistant. It was rather like being in church, where you can't laugh aloud. I nearly peed my pants. Tears were streaming down my face at the sheer perversity, the unmitigated gall...
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
no matter what, your site makes me LAUGH AND LAUGH. tears are coming out of my eyes. you make me feel brand new. if i still had ovaries, your site would be the perfect cure for PMS. rock on, right on, and etc
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
Dear Jim the smelly, stinky human. Our human slave showed us your site, and we have to say, your bodily parts are in severe danger. We're coming to a big chunk out of your butt for revealing our master plans! Our human slave thought it was oh so funny and was sitting there laughing her ass off, but we are not amused!
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
dude you must be sad ,bored, dont have a girlfirend / boyfriend (delete as appropriate),a loser;friendless pick one - one question - why???
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
I want you sooooo badly!!! your luv of cats makes me want to screw you up the ass. I have 9 cats who all pleasure me in different ways. I also have a lizard named fluffy. I want you to meet fluffy. please write back iw ill be waiting to hear from you. When you write back, describe yourself. I have brown hair, im 5'5, green eyes, huge boobs, and a craving for you. RRRRRRREEEEOOOWWW I LUV DILDOS 2! CAT LADY!
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
Hi! I looked at your websight! You smart man! I look for smart man to merry me! Do you like spagetti? jello? I do! Do you like campin? swimmin? I do! Do you like cookies? I do! Do you want to meet and go play? I do! I live in Mississippi. Where do you live? Here is a pic of me. Will you send me one of you? My mommy says I'm pretty! Do you think so? I think so! I like cats! I have 23 cats!
That last part does not surprise me. - Jim
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
Hello American people,I got sent your site by our I.T guy, who got it from the Graham Norton website (camp British comedian) Much mirth ensued. Your site rocks! Nefarious cats of the world, finally your plans are unveiled! I have two cats and they hate. Hate is a state of being for them, rarely do they feel other emotions other than varying degrees of hate.Their presence in my domicile makes me nervous, but now I have located other hateful cat owners, no longer do I feel alone. I feel I must spend my time distracting their hate towards dangling pieces of string and fluffy creatures and away from my jugular. If cats were the size of horses, humans would be extinct. Dwell upon that for a while.
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
u losers wot is the point!! talk about a waste of time! well here 2 minutes of my life il never get bk! let me guess, ure american?? right! shud of known!
Yes, we are. And I figger you for about 8 years-old? - Jim
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
Do any of your cats hate Kato Kaelin?
What do you think? - Jim
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
I loved your site. It's the work of pure genius. I have a problem that I think only a genius such as you can help me with. How do you know when a cat hates you? I ask because I think that my cat hates me. A lot. I think that my goldfish hates me, too.
Goldfish have only one brain cell, that cannot be in HATE-MODE all the time, because it has to eat. They also have a 10 second memory, so they will forget that they hate you and start all over, most likely by loving you, but that is a job for the stats folks to worry about. Now your cat... oh yeah, that bastard hates you. - Jim
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
You ask that women send you pictures of their cats and their breasts?? what kind of person asks these things of women. I dont know what you expect but here is a picture of mine. tell me what you think of them
Probably my all-time favorite feedback, ever. - Jim
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
Yeah that's right you big pussy (no pun intended). Any man who owns a cat is a worthless bitch, wimp, sissy, and a faggot. Give me a break, your cats couldn't do jack shit to me except get in front of my right foot and then I would have to kick the living shit out of them. Be a man, you big fucking geek.
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
i allergic to cats but i still don't agree to what u lot are doing to thosee cats. so stop making excuse 4 ur selves
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
I laughed 'till I pee'd myself. This website should be forbidden to anybody older than their bladder.
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
Dear Jim, I laughed till I cried and then I laughed some more! You are a fucking genius, my friend. I've been sick for dyas and feeling sorry for myself. I dragged myself to the computer and got your site forwarded to me from a friend and fellow cat owner (BTW Her cat Tinkerbell hates the world, probably 'cause her name is Tinkerbell. She has digital camera at the ready to capture a paticularly vicious image)Now, I'm feeling much better! They say love heals the world. In this case, feline hatred has healed mine. Keep up the good work. I'm immediately linking you to my webpage.
I am only a genius by way of my I.Q., but thanks for the judos! Wait, I meant KUDOS! - Jim
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
You're a dude ?
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
hi i saw all the pics and that is pretty rude ok you can't even think of good enough comeback and you suck for one thing and the reason you have say all that stuff is because you are are not happy with who you are so so you have to pick on someone else to feel like you have the power and it soposevly makes you feel good because you think you are all that when you are not you just have nothing else to do so that is why you pick people and i know you know i am right you just may not want to admit it!! You are the weekest link ... GOODBYE!!
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
If you enlarged the anthrax bacteria to a million times its normal size, it would look exactly like a cat.
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
all your cats are just ugly and boring..... my cats will make your cats piss baby.... my cats the toughest cat in the neighbourhood so bring it on.
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
my cat can kill your cat
From anonymous 26 Sep 2004
they hate you man, NOT me, tis the owners influence to hate eh? hahahaha, my cat just might have to whip out some of the kung fu he learned in old country for you! "