Tuesday, 01 August 2006 : Happy Freaking August!
Holy shit, is it August already? Where are all the cats? I only put up 15 cats in 8 weeks? I should be shot. Not with a bullet, though. Like... maybe some morphine or a good speedball. Something to get the creative juices flowing. Hehehe, I said juices flowing.
To get serious-like, and quite vermillion at the same time, look at it this way; Without its sides, a ladder would be just a pile of rungs. Dig?
That being said, we can move on to another weekend of SeaFair madness. The boat races are happening, and I am missing them on the water for ohhh, the sixth straight year. The last time I was on the water there, there was this boat with some hot chick laying out on the deck in a bikini getting some sun. So, these retarded jock types come by with a Stuper Soaker and get her wet. She eeks and giggles. Well, MORE RETARDED DRUNK ASS boyfriend who is piloting her boat comes out of the cabin all Mr. Macho and starts throwing full bottles of beer at these original lamers. Then the cops cruised over and handed out tickets, though he could have arrested drunk jock guy, but there are no laws here in WA against drinking and boating. And definitely none for being just plain DUHHH. The state of affairs with our driving indicates that. I think they actually give out driving licenses at the state liquor stores. I got mine in a box of Cheerios.
Because I am totally lame... and not motivated during the summer (or winter, or fall), I am dumping the voting forum, didn't work out too well. No biggie. I know what is better for the site than all of you combined, anyways. No, it's true. I got a certified letter in the mail stating exactly that. AND it had the USPS eagle on it, so I know it is American.
And now, I am going to say something that will piss probably 10-30% of you off and you will stop coming to my site, which is a shame, but hey. What can you do. I was thinking about Mel Gibson and his alleged rhetoric about the Semites, and I was thinking, he is lame. There is no reason to be pissed off about the Jews. He works in Hollywood though, so he probably knows more about THAT part of their population than I, and has some personal issues involved, but still. And then I open CNN.com and there is Israel bombing the fuck out of Lebanon and all that. I have heard ALL the arguments about why they NEED to kill the Lebanese, yes I know. Hussein has HIS reasons for going into Kuwait, but oh NO... Kuwait has oil and we love them, so we save them. What does Lebanon have? Falafel? Hummous? My point is... stop terrorism, no aid to Israel. I personally want not ONE penny of my taxes going to that government. They are terrorists and murders and I already support that with my taxes HERE, why the fuck do it overseas. There, I said it. Sorry.
That is all. - Jim