Sunday, 29 April 2007 : Alex's Rant... part INFINITY!

Oh, no. Our readers are getting pissed at Jim's political ramblings? Notwithstanding the fact that they are, though brutally elegant, awkward and inept?

Um, why the hell did we start a cat site in the first place? Because we're drunken morons who love the hateful little crappers? Well, yeah, ok. BUT there WAS an inherent other reason... "inherent" meaning it was laid into the antidiluvial foundations of our business plan (one which was "inherently" doomed to make no money). The other reason was that we are so sick of the uber-crap that's going on in this world (may I hear an AMEN! from the hippies), that we decided to invest an huge effort into Concentrating on Other Things... in this case, namely the humor that we find in these furry little hateful bastards. Who dO hate us, btw.

But it ain't enough, sometimes. Doing websites, entertaining people (and oneself--trust me) does suck up a lot of the hate. Makes us people once again. But, sometimes the sewage that flows down the pipe gets too thick, and when one's up to one's neck in the stinky, one's spluttering gasps make a bit of noise.

My little daughter Sonia is learning to speak right now; she's a bit over a year and a half. She knows the word "kaka," and what that means. When she craps up her diaper, she'll say "kaka." That's good--it lets me know I should do something about it.

I'm stoked that Sonia understands what "kaka" is. It's an important distinction for a human being. We're not dogs, who like to eat their "kaka"--we're more like cats, who know it's better done away with.

When Jim senses "kaka," he says "kaka."

Ain't nothin' wrong with that.

- Al

That is all. - Jim