Sunday, 15 July 2007 : Why, Rebecca, why?

Mother fucking Rom-JIN gets married to punk-ass Jerry O and five cheerleaders die in New York state. It is as if... as if Jehovah leaves no room for me in his grand scheme. Which is what? Have sex with male prostitutes and smoke their crack, Haggard-styley? It amazes me that these guys, Swaggart, et al., think that by just repenting before their constituents they get a free pass. I wish that would work for me. Hey, look everyone! I am a loser asshole that smokes pole and crack in the same hour! I beat my kids and enjoy a good dose of leche del hombre. Please forgive me! What? I am still rich?! Awesome!

Fuck that noise!

That is all. - Jim