Sunday, 29 July 2007 : CRACK! and other hobbies!

The Good News : smoking pole is NOT proven to cause cancer! The Bad News : The alcohol in Tinactin soaked through my skin and kicked in my boozy dependency. I think I drank 1/2 the freaking can and now I am quite reality depleted.

Being a victualler, I find myself emblazoned with guilt and fear. The BEST OF? or BEST IN? What does that mean in severe relativity? Payola and schmooze, baby, payola and schmooze. Put it up on the wall and see who gives you 50 bucks for it. And then ask yourself if you want a blowjob from this guy.

Probably not.

Didn't I see you on Aurora Ave, beating off on the Fremont Troll? Fuxor and suxor, I have belied your position! Hehehe, you dirty dirty little man.

That is all. - Jim