Friday, 03 August 2007 : Minnesota Bridge Collapse...

is God's way of punishing baseball fans! - Anderson Cooper, CNN.

Lookie here Cooper, if that is INDEED your real name, baseball is God's gift to Americans, much like AIDS, Jimmy Swaggart, and M16 assault rifles. If you don't like it, get the HELL out! Just because YOU have not come out of the closet does not mean that WE don't know what YOU did last summer, Cornholio, Jr.

Baseball is a bunch of men swinging VERY large phalluses around and patting each other on the ass and giving each other nicknames like "The BIG Unit", "Junior", "A-ROD", "The Babe", the latter being a big fat sweaty guy, i.e... a BEAR! Come on Cooper... lay it on the line or get off the roost. You know you should have been on that bridge. Heck, WE all wish you were!

That is all. - Jim