That is, if you are a forum member. Used to be that was not the case (I know, MURDER was the case!) but the spammers felt so obliged to try to sell kitchen remodeling in Britain to us here we decided to make it members only, sorry
Here are some of the little monsters that will soon be gracing the site with YOUR captions (and mine, of course – I am not crazy – yes I am)
Sign up and get ready for the madness. Or else, YOU KNOW WHO will get you! That’s right, Keyser Soze!
THE OTHER MADNESS
You gotta go for The Shockers today against Loooahville. Come on, you know it is awesome to have a team called the Shockers.
Go Wichita State! I would say break a leg, but look what happened to Kevin Ware! ** SNAP **
Yes, that was not English, but neither is this: kumret sagg now^hhet.
You ever hear the one about the Irishman that goes into the bar?
He orders 3 Guinness and drinks them down. Does the same a few days in a row. Finally the bartender asks him WTF?
“Oh, I am drinking for me two brothers in Ireland as well!”
This goes on for a few months and one day the Irishman orders only two Guinness. The bartender sets ‘em up and then comes over later.
“My sincere condolences, old chap,” the bartender says, patting the man on the back.
“I see you are only drinking two beers, I guess one of your brothers has uh… passed.”
“Oh nothing of the sort,” the man replies. ”I just quit drinking!”
This aside only proves what we Irish already know: you can’t keep a good Mick down!
AGAIN WITH THE CATS
So, I finally got around to getting some new cats up. It has been awhile I know, but I got waylaid with stuff. So much to do, so little time. You got ideas? I got a meelion. Here are some new cats!
I am STILL working on the two biggie contests for the site. A little Google and some good old fashioned brainwork will help you win either a XBOX 360 or Windows 7 (or 8). This will be done sooner than later. Keep eyes peeled. Like garlic. Or apple.
Yeah, I know this is late, but I have to shout out to the Baltimore Ravens for winning the 2013 Super Bowl. Having lived there myself for some time in 2009 and 2011, I did the thing I always do and adopt the local team, though my allegiance has been the Seahawks for the last 24 years.
The Super Bowl was quite the game, with all sorts of interesting intrigue. It was nice to see Ray Lewis go out with another ring, yet my NFC West was knocked down a notch with our Kaepernick as QB. I think next year, Russell Wilson will be playing against Peyton Manning in the big game. And the Hawks will reign supreme at the end of the day.
Happy Fat Tuesday as well to y’all. I wish you were all safe and chilled out for this very odd holiday. If you have any pictures of yourselves in beads, please send them to me! I will post them for all to see!
If you want to try your luck at captioning some cats, I got a new batch up on the forums! This is on the NEW forums, mind you, which means if you are not a member there, you need to sign up. I removed the ability to post as a guest because the spammers were overwhelming the board.
If none of y’all know, Steve Wright made a short film called Boom Man some years ago and used Bad Cat in the film about a cat-obsessed writer (LOL). He also used me in a scene near the end. I have linked to part I in the sidebar (there are about 5 few-minute parts).