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My Cat Hates You - the book!
After 8 years, MCHY has finally made the big time with our own full-length, full-color offering to the literary world. 100% compiled from our website, this book kicks the kind of ass other websites wish they could. Purchase @ Amazon Purchase @ Borders |
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2012 Bad Cat Page-a-Day Calendar The end of the world is upon us in 2012. But on Dec 21, so this calendar is good for 355 days! Pay full price and kiss your ass goodbye! Purchase @ Amazon |
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2012 Bad Cat Wall Calendar
Nothing says "GAME OVER!" like the 2012 Wall Calendar. Check off the dates until the Mayans claim your soul and feed it to the Jaguar god who poops you out the very next day! Purchase @ Amazon |
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The Bad Cat book!
This thing is a #1 New York Times Bestseller, punk ass! You can't have it, nyah nyah nyah! Wait... what is this I hear? You CAN have it. Apparently it is for sale on Amazon and at fine bookstores around the country. Click here for a preview. Click here to buy @ Amazon. |
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Shirts - Britney Logo (Site Mascot)
We have a variety of tees and hoodies available sporting Britney's trademark evil snarl. Associate yourself with the most evil cat site on the web by wearing this garb(age). All available styles/sizes are listed in the drop-down menus. If you are ordering for overseas delivery, you MUST choose the INT'L options. Prices include shipping and handling. For speed and reliability, we only accept PAYPAL for payment. Click here to see the gallery of our Britney merchandise.
U.S.A. Tee-Shirt Orders - $19.99 USD.
International Tee-Shirt Orders - $24.99 USD.
U.S.A. Hoodie Orders - $29.99 USD.
International Hoodie Orders - $34.99 USD.
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Shirts - Classic Logo!
You know what we are talking about, don't give us no shit! Run Forrest Run may be heard echoing from your hallways, but here we detect the murmuring of Lulu Jones who asks to be slaying from your bosom. Give her face purchase! Mens tee shirts come in black or navy blue. All available styles/sizes are listed in the drop-down menus. If you are ordering for overseas delivery, you MUST choose the INT'L options. Prices include shipping and handling. For speed and reliability, we only accept PAYPAL for payment. Click here to see the gallery of our Classic Logo merchandise.
U.S.A. Tee-Shirt Orders - $19.99 USD.
International Tee-Shirt Orders - $24.99 USD.
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Shirts - Killer Pussy!
By popular demand, Killer Pussy is back after four years in exile! Miss NOT your opportunity to advertise your kitty's adversarial potential with a hot pink pronouncement or chocolate brown breast billboard! Sorry guys, these are LADIES ONLY! All available styles/sizes are listed in the drop-down menus. If you are ordering for overseas delivery, you MUST choose the INT'L options. Prices include shipping and handling. For speed and reliability, we only accept PAYPAL for payment. Click here to see the gallery of our Killer Pussy merchandise.
U.S.A. Tee-Shirt Orders - $19.99 USD.
International Tee-Shirt Orders - $24.99 USD.
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MCHY Boy Shorts!
It doesn't get better than this... unless these are hanging over my bed post! Wrap up the goods with Lulu Jones' insidious glare. Black or red, take your pick, chola! All available styles/sizes are listed in the drop-down menus. If you are ordering for overseas delivery, you MUST choose the INT'L options. Prices include shipping and handling. For speed and reliability, we only accept PAYPAL for payment. Click here to see the gallery of our MCHY Boy Shorts.
U.S.A. Boy Shorts Orders - $9.99 USD.
International Boy Shorts Orders - $14.99 USD.
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2008 My Cat Hates You Mousepad BLOWOUT! - $7.50 U.S. Only We are tired of looking at the big pile of these fucking pads, so buy 'em up for seven and fifty! Includes shipping, honkies! (no offense to any non-honkies reading this) |