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2008 Bad Cat Page-a-Day Calendar
The 2007 calendar won the Nobel Peace Prize and you didn't even buy one!? With upgraded leather interior, tinted windows, passenger-side air bags and an endorsement from fellow Nobel winner Al Gore, you can't afford NOT to have one! Don't be a Michael Richards! Buy one, you fuck! |
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The Book!
This thing is a #1 New York Times Bestseller, punk ass! You can't have it, nyah nyah nyah! Wait... what is this I hear? You CAN have it. Apparently it is for sale on Amazon and at fine bookstores around the country. Click here for a preview. |
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The U.K. Book!
Blimey... look at this shite! A veritable blag, but only a six quid blag! So pad me wallet lest I become a Billy no mates! Go on, give us a skeg! |
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Shirts - Britney Logo (Site Mascot)
We have a variety of tees and hoodies available sporting Britney's trademark evil snarl. Associate yourself with the most evil cat site on the web by wearing this garb(age). All available styles/sizes are listed in the drop-down menus. If you are ordering for overseas delivery, you MUST choose the INT'L options. Prices include shipping and handling. For speed and reliability, we only accept PAYPAL for payment. Click here to see the gallery of our Britney merchandise.
U.S.A. Tee-Shirt Orders - $19.69 USD.
International Tee-Shirt Orders - $29.69 USD.
U.S.A. Hoodie Orders - $29.69 USD.
International Hoodie Orders - $39.69 USD.
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Shirts - Classic Logo!
You know what we are talking about, don't give us no shit! Run Forrest Run may be heard echoing from your hallways, but here we detect the murmuring of Lulu Jones who asks to be slaying from your bosom. Give her face purchase! Mens tee shirts come in black or navy blue. All available styles/sizes are listed in the drop-down menus. If you are ordering for overseas delivery, you MUST choose the INT'L options. Prices include shipping and handling. For speed and reliability, we only accept PAYPAL for payment. Click here to see the gallery of our Classic Logo merchandise.
U.S.A. Tee-Shirt Orders - $19.69 USD.
International Tee-Shirt Orders - $29.69 USD.
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Shirts - Killer Pussy!
By popular demand, Killer Pussy is back after four years in exile! Miss NOT your opportunity to advertise your kitty's adversarial potential with a hot pink pronouncement or chocolate brown breast billboard! Sorry guys, these are LADIES ONLY! All available styles/sizes are listed in the drop-down menus. If you are ordering for overseas delivery, you MUST choose the INT'L options. Prices include shipping and handling. For speed and reliability, we only accept PAYPAL for payment. Click here to see the gallery of our Killer Pussy merchandise.
U.S.A. Tee-Shirt Orders - $19.69 USD.
International Tee-Shirt Orders - $29.69 USD.
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MCHY Boy Shorts!
It doesn't get better than this... unless these are hanging over my bed post! Wrap up the goods with Lulu Jones' insidious glare. Black or red, take your pick, chola! All available styles/sizes are listed in the drop-down menus. If you are ordering for overseas delivery, you MUST choose the INT'L options. Prices include shipping and handling. For speed and reliability, we only accept PAYPAL for payment. Click here to see the gallery of our MCHY Boy Shorts.
U.S.A. Boy Shorts Orders - $14.69 USD.
International Boy Shorts Orders - $24.69 USD.
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