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My Cat Hates You - the book!
After 8 years, MCHY has finally made the big time with our own full-length, full-color offering to the literary world. 100% compiled from our website, this book kicks the kind of ass other websites wish they could. Purchase @ Amazon Purchase @ Borders |
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2010 Bad Cat Page-a-Day Calendar
This comedic masterpiece is guaranteed to be free of nitrates, saturated fats and the pro-gun agenda. This time I am taking on the Samoans and you can help by buying one today! Purchase @ Amazon |
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2010 Bad Cat Wall Calendar
Not too fond of your boss? Get 'em one of these so they feel obliged to hang it on the wall and people will stare at IT instead of listening to the boss! Purchase @ Amazon |
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The Bad Cat book!
This thing is a #1 New York Times Bestseller, punk ass! You can't have it, nyah nyah nyah! Wait... what is this I hear? You CAN have it. Apparently it is for sale on Amazon and at fine bookstores around the country. Click here for a preview. Click here to buy @ Amazon. |
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The U.K. Book!
Blimey... look at this shite! A veritable blag, but only a six quid blag! So pad me wallet lest I become a Billy no mates! Go on, give us a skeg! |
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Shirts - Britney Logo (Site Mascot)
We have a variety of tees and hoodies available sporting Britney's trademark evil snarl. Associate yourself with the most evil cat site on the web by wearing this garb(age). All available styles/sizes are listed in the drop-down menus. If you are ordering for overseas delivery, you MUST choose the INT'L options. Prices include shipping and handling. For speed and reliability, we only accept PAYPAL for payment. Click here to see the gallery of our Britney merchandise.
U.S.A. Tee-Shirt Orders - $19.69 USD.
International Tee-Shirt Orders - $29.69 USD.
U.S.A. Hoodie Orders - $29.69 USD.
International Hoodie Orders - $39.69 USD.
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Shirts - Classic Logo!
You know what we are talking about, don't give us no shit! Run Forrest Run may be heard echoing from your hallways, but here we detect the murmuring of Lulu Jones who asks to be slaying from your bosom. Give her face purchase! Mens tee shirts come in black or navy blue. All available styles/sizes are listed in the drop-down menus. If you are ordering for overseas delivery, you MUST choose the INT'L options. Prices include shipping and handling. For speed and reliability, we only accept PAYPAL for payment. Click here to see the gallery of our Classic Logo merchandise.
U.S.A. Tee-Shirt Orders - $19.69 USD.
International Tee-Shirt Orders - $29.69 USD.
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Shirts - Killer Pussy!
By popular demand, Killer Pussy is back after four years in exile! Miss NOT your opportunity to advertise your kitty's adversarial potential with a hot pink pronouncement or chocolate brown breast billboard! Sorry guys, these are LADIES ONLY! All available styles/sizes are listed in the drop-down menus. If you are ordering for overseas delivery, you MUST choose the INT'L options. Prices include shipping and handling. For speed and reliability, we only accept PAYPAL for payment. Click here to see the gallery of our Killer Pussy merchandise.
U.S.A. Tee-Shirt Orders - $19.69 USD.
International Tee-Shirt Orders - $29.69 USD.
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MCHY Boy Shorts!
It doesn't get better than this... unless these are hanging over my bed post! Wrap up the goods with Lulu Jones' insidious glare. Black or red, take your pick, chola! All available styles/sizes are listed in the drop-down menus. If you are ordering for overseas delivery, you MUST choose the INT'L options. Prices include shipping and handling. For speed and reliability, we only accept PAYPAL for payment. Click here to see the gallery of our MCHY Boy Shorts.
U.S.A. Boy Shorts Orders - $14.69 USD.
International Boy Shorts Orders - $24.69 USD.
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2008 My Cat Hates You Mousepad We offer you the 8th anniversary My Cat Hates You mousepad! Hang loose with Super Brother Man on your desktop. Imagine being in the Oval Office with him and the Dalai Lama playing Guitar Hero and eating amanitas. I can... cause I am ON the fucking thing! $ 14.95 including shipping to the Con U.S. |