The MCHY Store

My Cat Hates You - The Book!
After 8 years, MCHY has finally made the big time with our own full-length, full-color offering to the literary world. 100% compiled from our website, this book kicks the kind of ass other websites wish they could.

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2013 Bad Cat Page-a-Day Calendar
If you are still alive after 2012, you might as well start counting the days until you REALLY die! Your day is coming, might as well look at cats until it gets here.

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2013 Bad Cat Wall Calendar
Do you like lots of little squares with pictures of cats and numbers in them? Holy Shit! You gotta get one of these wall calendars... there are 365 different little squares!

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Bad Cat!
What the hell? This thing is a #1 New York Times Bestseller, punk ass! And you can't have it, nyah nyah nyah! Wait... what is this I hear? You CAN have it. Apparently it is for sale on Amazon and at fine bookstores around the country.

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Shirts and Hoodies - Britney
We have a variety of tees and hoodies available sporting Britney's trademark evil snarl. Associate yourself with the most evil cat site on the web by wearing this garb(age).

All available styles/sizes are listed in the drop-down menus. If you are ordering for overseas delivery, you MUST choose the INT'L options. Prices include shipping and handling. For speed and reliability, we only accept PAYPAL for payment.

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U.S.A. Tee-Shirt Orders - $4.99 USD.

Shirts - Lulu "Jive Turkey" Jones
You know what we are talking about, don't give us no shit! Give her face purchase! Mens tee shirts come in black or navy blue.

All available styles/sizes are listed in the drop-down menus. If you are ordering for overseas delivery, you MUST choose the INT'L options. Prices include shipping and handling. For speed and reliability, we only accept PAYPAL for payment.

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U.S.A. Tee-Shirt Orders - $4.99 USD.

Shirts - Killer Pussy!
Killer Pussy is back after years in exile! Show your kitty's potential with a hot pink pronouncement or chocolate brown breast billboard!

All available styles/sizes are listed in the drop-down menus. If you are ordering for overseas delivery, you MUST choose the INT'L options. Prices include shipping and handling. For speed and reliability, we only accept PAYPAL for payment.

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U.S.A. Tee-Shirt Orders - $4.99 USD.

MCHY Boy Shorts!
It doesn't get better than this... unless these are hanging over my bed post! Wrap up the goods with Lulu Jones' insidious glare. Black or red, take your pick, chola!

All available styles/sizes are listed in the drop-down menus. If you are ordering for overseas delivery, you MUST choose the INT'L options. Prices include shipping and handling. For speed and reliability, we only accept PAYPAL for payment.

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U.S.A. Boy Shorts Orders - $4.99 USD.

My Cat Hates You Mousepad BLOWOUT!
$ 2.50 U.S. Only

We are tired of looking at the big pile of these fucking pads, so buy 'em up for two and fifty! Includes shipping, honkies! (no offense to any non-honkies reading this)